glompcat: CHRONOTIS: Type Forty, isn’t it?ROMANA: Hmm.CHRONOTIS: Yes, came out when I was a bo
glompcat:CHRONOTIS: Type Forty, isn’t it?ROMANA: Hmm.CHRONOTIS: Yes, came out when I was a boy. That shows you how old I am.ROMANA: (laughs) I shan’t be a moment.CHRONOTIS: Oh, yes, you will. The kitchens are too far from the control chamber.ROMANA: I’ve never known the Doctor to use them anyway.- Shada, written by Douglas Adams, intended as the sixth and final story of Season 17 (1979) - never aired, screenshots from the 2017 release, featuring the Fourth Doctor, Romana II and K9CONSTANCE: Come on, we’re going to freeze to death if we don’t find the way back to the TARDIS soon. You do know the way, don’t you?SIX: Have faith, Constance!CONSTANCE: Faith? You couldn’t even find your own kitchen!SIX: Ah. Well, I have a confession to make about that. CONSTANCE: I’m all ears. Frozen ears, but ears nonetheless. SIX: I’ve never been able to find the kitchen. Ever.CONSTANCE: What?SIX: Well, why go traipsing around all those endless corridors, when the finest eating establishments in all of time and space are right outside the TARDIS doors?- Shield of the Jötunn, written by Ian Edginton, Big Finish’s Doctor Who Main Range 206 (2015), featuring the Sixth Doctor and Constance ClarkeTWO: (clears throat) Come on you two! We’re looking for the kitchen, remember? I’m going to make us bangers and mash!ZOE: How on earth can somebody lose a kitchen?TWO: Well, uh, very easily it turns out. Now (coughs) keep going!JAMIE: Maybe it’s through this door here?TWO: No, I don’t think so Jamie.ZOE: We may as well try it. We’ve been walking through these corridors for simply ages!JAMIE: Aye! This TARDIS of yours is too big for its own good!TWO: I’ll have you know it’s perfect the way it is! I know precisely how to find things whenever I want them!ZOE: Except the kitchen.TWO: Be quiet Zoe. Now, come along!- Daughter of the Gods, written by David K. Barnes, Big Finish’s Doctor Who the Early Adventures 6.2 (2019), featuring the Second Doctor, Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot, the First Doctor, Steven Taylor and KatarinaProfessor Chronotis really wasn’t kidding when he said the kitchen on the Type 40 is hard to find. -- source link
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