“And what seems to be the problem with said foot, Lady Featherstone?”“Oh, doctor!
“And what seems to be the problem with said foot, Lady Featherstone?”“Oh, doctor! I have the most intolerable itch! It’s been a week. I simply can’t ENDURE it! Can you help, doctor? Bertie Wooster recommended your services,”“Why yes. I think I can fix you up this very morning. I shall apply some of this marvellous ointment and simply massage it in for a few minutes. You’ll be right as rain in no time,”Oh, SPLENDID! It’s been jolly insufferable. I’d do anything to make the itching stop. Oh I say! Mmmhmhmh… Goodness!”“I’m sorry, Lady Featherstone - the cream must have been rather cold,”“No, no… EEP… doctor. It’s not that. Aaaahhhh… It’s just that OOOOooo… Oh, it’s nothing doctor. Nothing at aAAAll! I’m sure it’s, er, working alREADy mmmhmhmhm,”“Excellent! How is dear old Bertie? I haven’t seen him in YONKS!”“Oh, you know (AHAHAH!) Bertie; he’s always getting himself (hehee!) into such… er… terribly TICKLISH scrapes mmmmmaaah!”“Haha! Yes, of course. Ah, those ENDLESS ticklish scrapes. I do hope you’re not the victim of any of those ticklish scrapes, Lady Featherstone?”“(Eeep!) Not me, doctor! HAHAHAAAA! I’ve always tried to aaaah… avoid all forms of tick…(snort) er, ticklish scrapes. Though I doohoohoo sometimes wonder whether…oh hoho… it mightn’t be, you know (heehee!), rather FUNNNNN!”“Quite! So you enjoy a good laugh, Lady Featherstone?:“Oh… YESSS (HAHAHA) doctor! (AAAaaaahhhaha). Always. I must say, this does feel… mmmmhmhmhaha… rather goohoohoood! Nnnnggg. Exceptionally (HA!) effective mmmmmmm… Oh GOSH oh GOSH! I can’t feel the AAAAHHH itching (snort) at all,”“Wonderful! There we go. So would you say you were um… SATISFIED with the treatment?”“TOTALLY satisfied, doctor. Oh… TOTALLY!”“Good, good. I’m going to send you away with a full bottle of this ointment today. I want you to have Lord Featherstone apply it, just as I did, twice a day for 30 minutes, morning and night, for two weeks,”“Oh, SUPER! Thank you doctor. I will be CERTAIN to make sure he does,”“Spiffing! Well, goodbye Lady Featherstone. And keep away from those ticklish scrapes,”“I think that will be impossible don’t you, doctor? Goodbye!” -- source link
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