human-portalz: thedeadmemereturns: dovewithscales: redriskel: aqueerkettleofish: brightlotusmoon: a-
human-portalz:thedeadmemereturns:dovewithscales:redriskel:aqueerkettleofish:brightlotusmoon:a-holiday-franchise:perpetualcombustioninstruction:revereche:bogleech:elvenrainbow:shitsuren-chama:ocean-child-love:kaibas-paragraphical-mind:what-is-a-homestuck:WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINTYOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kidtaller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ againand you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.I don’t see how this is much of a downsideWhen you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserveOh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would knowThat’s great but have you considered~cosplay~Halloween costumes~acting~cosplay~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces~cosplay~cosplay~COSPLAYimagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”“Don’t antagonize the fae.”“I AM the fae, Susan.”Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.” @dovewithscales Yeah not much of a down side. I wouldn’t do it to hide my identity. I’d do it to be a fucking dragon. Plus, it doesn’t mention that people will know what you’ve done if they don’t see you do it, or that people who don’t know you will know who you are suddenly, so you could still become a bird and shit on your boss’ windscreen or smth so long as you don’t get caught. NICE. I’ll take it, let’s go boys. It’s dragon time. -- source link
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