mistymacallister:I don’t know what came over me but I thought I’d tell Dracula about my
mistymacallister:I don’t know what came over me but I thought I’d tell Dracula about my “Treasure Hunt”. He’s so popular, he might help with publicity. I knock at his castle’s door. ME: Count Dracula? DRACULA: (motioning me in) I bid you welcome. Come freely and leave something of the happiness you bring. ME: (about to burst in laughter) What? DRACULA: You will need, after your long journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet. ME: What? No, no, I’m a writer. For that kind of thing you hire a contractor. DRACULA: I pray you be seated and have some chicken. ME: No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian. DRACULA: A cigar, perhaps. ME: Goodness, no. I don’t want to get lung cancer. DRACULA: You must try the Tokay. ME: What’s that? Wine? Are you trying to get me drunk? (I hear the howling of wolves) DRACULA: Listen to them, the children of the night! What music they make! ME: Yeah, right. I prefer Beethoven. DRACULA: Oh, you dwellers of the city, you cannot enter into the feeling of the hunter. ME: If you’re such a great hunter, why don’t you join my Treasure Hunt? When people hear you’re supporting me, it will boost my credibility. DRACULA: You shall rest here with me for a while. ME: Are you crazy? I’m married. DRACULA: My ways are not your ways. ME: Look, I don’t fall for cheap tricks. DRACULA: Write to your spouse that you will stay with me for a month. I take no refusal. ME: I was wrong to come. If I let you in my hunt, you’ll eat my other contestants. DRACULA: You cannot leave here. You have no crucifix. ME: I don’t need a crucifix. I have brains. Hear that cock crow? I thought I’d time it just right in case you’re not trustworthy. Better luck next time, count! And this is a photo of me at dawn, after I tricked Dracula. ♀️☀️ #mistymacallister #me #authorsofinstagram #selfpublishedauthor #picoftheday #summerbody #summervibes #beach #beachbody #fitgirl #implied #sexywoman #sensualwoman #artsysexy #bodybeautiful #bodyfit #bodymood #loveofportraits #cyranoshots #99muses #itsonlyabody #itgirls #baessence #hotbabes #peoplegallery #postthepeople #sheer #pure_sensuality -- source link
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