thebibliosphere: chancethereaper: chancethereaper: notlostonanadventure: crylie: urulokid: brookeawo
thebibliosphere:chancethereaper:chancethereaper:notlostonanadventure:crylie:urulokid:brookeawooka:unpicasso:mutant-aesthetic:liquored-up-rifleman:mutant-aesthetic:zahnegott:wroughtornot:did-you-kno:On the Pottermore website,J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.There’s an excerpt about the Chamberof Secrets that says wizards didn’t needtoilets because they ‘simply relievedthemselves where they stood,and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell fuck this is b a dThis reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweetsThe what?Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.how do you delete someone elses postI am in tearsJoe what the fuck did you make me readThis gotta be fake They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation I got to “vanish me poopum” and lost my mind. I’ve been cry laughing for about five minutes. -- source link