simonalkenmayer: sister-forget-me-not: simonalkenmayer: thantos1991: simonalkenmayer: sister-forget-
simonalkenmayer:sister-forget-me-not:simonalkenmayer:thantos1991:simonalkenmayer:sister-forget-me-not:mojavejourneys:fancyladssnacks:reddragonsbreath:barrett-the-babe:caiusmartiuscoriolanus:incestiel:almostdiedthreetimes:feasibleweasel:autonomousartisan:demoniccupcake:the-guy-below-me-sucks:doctorfeelbad:couragemadnessfriendshiplove:world-shaker:Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJLOH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABYOh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”I’M DONE.Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLEI typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”HOW R00dI typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy nowI typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitchI have to try this.Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead.@simonalkenmayer a new toy for you. I expect an entire book written like this! My apologies to your editor. Interesting.Oooo! Try to retype one of your short stories in and see what happens!I’m not certain I want to know…given what I know about Shakespeare. The first production of Hamlet…in particular.Hamlet, you say…Shakespeare himself made the first “correction” before I’d hardly started and Poe cut me off long before I was done. Rude the whole lot of them.Poe was apparently a bastard. -- source link
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