fantasywifeuniverse:Yummmm…. you know I don’t normally drink this much but *hic* this c
fantasywifeuniverse:Yummmm…. you know I don’t normally drink this much but *hic* this cock-tail just sooo yummy! I jus’ can’t help myself. Plus, ya know, all the thingystuff you did to my brain. Ok, I’m only saying this b’cuz I had a drink, but I think it’s kinda hot how everyone jus thinks I’m some hottie instead of, you know, surgeon or whatever. Fer reals. Ok, so like when we were shopping earlier this guy kept checking me out and, like, instead of getting all insulted or feeling gross or whatever… well… It actually really turned me on!I’m not a slut, I swear!But, like, maybe you could make me even just a little bit dumber. You know? Just a tiny bit?But first I have to tell you a secret. Ok? Shhh… this is a secret but… I forgot what my name is!*giggle*I know! So stupid, right! Maybe you should jus’ gimme a new one or whatever.OMG I’m so drunk. -- source link
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