torsades76: “Wow, Sis! You look so gorgeous! The dip shit that ditched you on prom night is go
torsades76:“Wow, Sis! You look so gorgeous! The dip shit that ditched you on prom night is going to be so sad when he sees how fucking hot you are!!”“You really think I’m that hot, bro!?”“If you weren’t my sister, I’d….”“You’d what?”“What!? I didn’t say anything.”“Bullshit! You said if I wasn’t your sister you’d… Finish your thought, bro! What would you do if I was still wearing this dress, with my high heels, my hair and makeup perfect and I was our date for the night?”“Erm…uh…”“What if I told you I planned this from the beginning? I never had a prom date. I concocted the entire situation to get you to be my date knowing my loving big brother would come to my rescue?”“I’d say you didn’t have to go to all that trouble, Sis. All you had to do was ask.”“Ok. I’m asking you…will you take me home with you, bro? I planned on having sex for the first time on prom night and I wanted it to be with you.”“Let’s go home, Sis. You are staying with me tonight.”“I love you, bro! I should tell you, I’m not on birth control and I don’t have any condoms.”“I don’t have any, either. But I’m still going to make love to you, sis. BTW, your keeping your heels on.”“I knew you’d say that! When I was picked them out, I thought, ‘I am going to have sex with my brother, Jason on prom night and get pregnant in these’” -- source link