HotdoggingIt occurs to me that foreigners (non-New Englanders) may not be familiar with the venerabl
HotdoggingIt occurs to me that foreigners (non-New Englanders) may not be familiar with the venerable local sport of Brake or Break. The stationary player (the Priapus) tries to cause the moving player (the Phaethon) to lose control of his vehicle before his own phallus freezes and shatters. (In a variant, the Priapus, in full view of everyone, simultaneously attempts to deflate a football without being detected. This is not recommended for amateurs.)Our recent snow was caused by a series of Polar Vortices. (A Polar Vortex is one of the uncontrollable and annoying things that descend upon us from Canada, like Justin Bieber.) Canadians, of course, think we are weenies, e.g.:There once was a man from Quebec / Who was buried in snow to his neck. / When asked, “Is you frizz?” / He replied, “Yes, I is, / But we don’t call this cold in Quebec." This poetic masterpiece was penned by Nobel Prize winner Rudyard Kipling, who lived for a while in Vermont, where he invented colored–excuse me, coloured–golf balls so he could practice in the snow.And some people deny that Tumblr is educational. -- source link
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