bullempire:“Well y'see, with added pressures in securing the Panama Garrison and dealing with
bullempire:“Well y'see, with added pressures in securing the Panama Garrison and dealing with this season of increased insurrection in some of our conurbs here at home, we’ve had to increase draft induction rates by 12% and lengthen service time by five months. But don’t worry your little heads about it one bit. With our added manpower we’ll be able to mop up the Bolivarian rebels in weeks and be back here to handle the Christmas riot season with ease!” -- source link