daily-davenport: Today’s Davenport discusses hypotheticals and hypotensions [image description
daily-davenport: Today’s Davenport discusses hypotheticals and hypotensions [image description start! Three images featuring Davenport, a small mustached gnome, and Magnus, a burly human with large sideburns and a strawhat. They’re both dressed to be out in the sun and have red bandannas protecting their necks. Panel one, Magnus is holding a fruit basket shouting up to Davenport who is up in the tree grabbing fruits. Magnus says, “Hey Cap’nport if Barry ever brings me back as a Frankenstein can you make sure he keeps me buff?” Davenport replies, “Frankenstein is the scientist, Magnus.” Magnus says, “Oh. Okay then if Barry ever brings me back as a Bluejeans can you make sure he keeps me buff?”. The second panel moves next to Magnus looking up at Davenport’s feet as he moves to get off the branch. Davenport warns, “Coming down.” Magnus holds up the basket to catch some fruit Dav tosses down. Magnus says, “Gotcha! …Well?” Davenport replies, “Alright, but only if you promise to kill me if I become a vampire.” Magnus says, “That’s fair- wait” Panel three, Magnus has an arm raised that Davenport catches as he jumps out the tree. Magnus looks confused as he says, “"Why do I have to kill you? Couldn’t you just live on Goat’s blood or something?” Davenport swings and says, “But what if one day we run out and I try to bleed you dry when I’m hungry?” Magnus stares down at this tiny gnome man and says, “I. Don’t think we have to worry. I have plenty of blood, Cap'n.” End description!] -- source link
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