curvacious1: I’ve had a couple of strange moments. While out driving with a boyfriend I
curvacious1: I’ve had a couple of strange moments. While out driving with a boyfriend I was giving him a blowjob. It was a rural area along a river and a cow fell off a cliff in front of us. Just a bit awkward, especially when I had to leave him there to warn drivers if anyone was driving up river while I drove to the nearest house to ask them to come shoot the cow. Another time with the same boyfriend we were having sex in the completely dark basement his bedroom was in and I was on top. I went to put my head by his, not knowing he had his hands behind his head and elbows pointed towards me at that very moment. I was knocked out. Was a strange feeling waking up knowing we’d been having sex yet there was now something different and my head hurt. Ummmm I am only saying this because I know I can’t be the only one but to this day I try not to fart in front of hubby. Yeah, totally farted during sex with him and I was mortified. Hubby farts around me all the time and drives me nuts (thank god he finally believed me that he needs to take Lactaid when eating dairy) and has always said I can do so in front of him so I knew it wasn’t some big deal but still, mortified. And this is after years of being together. I cracked myself up with Sir one time. Nice hard surface we’re having sex on was pretty dang soaked from him making me squirt. I was amazed as I was on my back and I could feel wetness under my neck and shoulder. As I moved to stand up I slipped very easily along it that surface. All I could think was “Slip and Slide” and starting laughing so much and then I had to explain to Sir why I was laughing. -- source link