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snork592269: anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs* Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu This is so sad! Alexa order easy water -- source link