holes-of-mom: apervertedthought:“So, sweetie. Tell me again how many of your guy friends are c
holes-of-mom: apervertedthought:“So, sweetie. Tell me again how many of your guy friends are coming over today? You know how your mother likes making a good impression…”Me: “Uh…six guys …”Mom: “Are they all black?” Me: “Uh…why are you asking me that, mom?…” Mom: “Mommy asked you a question. Are the friends that are coming over black?” Me: “Um…yeah, they are …but I don’t understand why you’re asking me…” Mom: “Ok, now I need to go change into something more revealing ” Mom: *Walks away* Me: “ WHAT?! ” -- source link