Your friends thought they were just harmlessly breaking your balls by regaling your girlfriend with
Your friends thought they were just harmlessly breaking your balls by regaling your girlfriend with (somewhat embellished) stories of what a womanizing misogynist you were when you were younger. Little did that know your girlfriend was also your key-holder, and that they were unwittingly signing away the rest of your orgasms for the year. -- source link
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