buttnakedmasturboy: Ok, sport, we need to talk. Yesterday, I bought the brand new issue of Playgirl
buttnakedmasturboy: Ok, sport, we need to talk. Yesterday, I bought the brand new issue of Playgirl magazine, and was really looking forward to checking out all the hot naked guys inside. But then I went on a date with Roger last night. You were the only one here, you’re still naked, the whole apartment smells like masturbator sauce and, mystery of mysteries, all the good pages of my Playgirl are stuck together. So, roomie, I’m wondering if there’s anything you need to tell me? Also, why is your tallywhacker suddenly standing up like a flagpole? Hmmmm? -- source link