lightneverfades:beahbeah:confuzzeldmind:WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVEI OWN THISEVERY
lightneverfades:beahbeah:confuzzeldmind:WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVEI OWN THISEVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UPAND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICEEVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONETHIS IS LIKE JARVIS. A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK. -- source link