success-is-my-goal:hunting-the-hell-hounds:soloontherocks:iwannaforgettheworld:senpaiexpress:the-dar
success-is-my-goal:hunting-the-hell-hounds:soloontherocks:iwannaforgettheworld:senpaiexpress:the-darkmortaldevices:gallifrey-feels:mellieforyellie:scarvenrot:mooneymannyinthesky:yukitalia:8oo:youregoingtolovemynuts:dysphorism:I am still thinking about thisActually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??okay now i’ll reblog itsorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary bloodapple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awfulYou’re really passionate about applesActually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.liquefied apple fetus.I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.Can we just talk about this post for a moment…HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSEwell this escalated quickly from worse to horrifyingThis is the worst/best post in tumblr I swear -- source link