antmfunny: 3. Cuddle CabinJust when you thought this show couldn’t get any campier, Tyra sends
antmfunny: 3. Cuddle CabinJust when you thought this show couldn’t get any campier, Tyra sends the models on a literal camping trip. Sitting around the campfire, Yu Tsai says he can “kinda” play the guitar; thankfully we are spared his attempts at singing in favor of a “true” ghost story. According to Yu Tsai, who used to camp in these woods “every weekend,” campers in the area would constantly go missing and the police would discover body parts around the forest. Notice how they never identify the campground they’re at so you can’t verify this story. More importantly, though, if Yu Tsai really continued camping there every weekend while people around him were being murdered and dismembered, I think we just found our #1 suspect!While some of the models are frightened by the story, Mikey is - surprised, surprised - aroused. He thinks camping will provide him with the perfect opportunity to “cuddle” with Mamé and make a move. Poor guy didn’t get his threesome before Hadassah left, but he’s keeping hope alive for a two-out-of-threesome. Mikey knows that Mamé and Justin are an official couple, but he seems convinced that Justin would try to pull the same stunt in a reverse situation. Sorry, but no, not everyone is as scuzzy as you, Mikey. Pretty sure J Smooth can get ladies just fine without having to hound them either. At about 3 in the morning, the models are sent to a freezing, unfurnished cabin where they must sleep on the ground. You can bet Erik Asla and “avid camper” Yu Tsai went home to sleep in real beds, so the only reason they’re having the models stay in these shitty accommodations is to mess with them… which I guess I can respect.Nyle and Lacey immediately agree to cuddle together for warmth. Before Mikey can even make his move, Mamé suggests he sleep beside her. Mikey is ecstatic.Meanwhile, Devin finds the best cuddle partner of all…a bottle of wine.Lacey reports that there’s a lot of movement under the covers going on between Mamé and Mikey. Self-appointed night watchman Devin hilariously checks on the potential hanky-panky with his flashlight.Once dawn breaks, Devin sprints from the cold cabin as fast as he can. Mamé promises that she did not hook up with Mikey because Justin is “the one.” I’m not letting Mamé off the hook too easily on this one, though. I understand why the temperature may have necessitated cuddling, but why not join Devin or Nyle and Lacey or even the dismembering forest murderer… literally anyone before a creep who is actively trying to penetrate her. That’s not respectful to her boyfriend.Still, I’m more frustrated with production on this show for continually inventing situations that force the models to share beds. The bed shortage during casting week, the bed shortage in Vegas, and now a freezing cabin… It may provide a cute moment for Lacey and Nyle, but it’s also extremely uncomfortable to watch a fairly predatory guy benefit from these circumstances. What’s next, providing him with roofies?As the models depart the cabin, Mikey smirks while imagining Justin watching him cuddle his girl on TV. He adds with a chuckle that if Mamé is sitting next to him on the couch:Yeah, she should run. It’s not Justin she needs to be running away from, though, you big creep.5 Funniest Moments of ANTM Cycle 22 Ep. 13 For the first time I love what Devin do. -- source link
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