tinwhistlings:Shirt drop! It’s Gatsby time in my lil Classic-Lit Etsy shop (which is, I
tinwhistlings:Shirt drop! It’s Gatsby time in my lil Classic-Lit Etsy shop (which is, I feel I must remind you, still 100% dad jokes.) Hello Ladies. Look at your man. Now back to Jay Gatsby. Now back at your man. Now back to Jay Gatsby. Sadly, your man isn’t Jay Gatsby, but if he stopped using Midwest American scented body wash and switched to Old Sport, he could smell like he’s Gatsby.Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re at a fabulous West Egg party with the self-made millionaire your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a green light gleaming seductively across the bay. Look again, the green light is now a metaphor for the unattainable American Dream! Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Sport and not a loser from North Dakota. I’m in a pool. -- source link
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