soupforit: You didn’t know his name. You saw him once a year, when he would come and knock up
soupforit: You didn’t know his name. You saw him once a year, when he would come and knock up your wife. After she gave birth he would give her three months to get into perfect shape and she always got it done for him.Once he came round near the end of one of her pregnancies because he got her confused with another of his bitches. Your wife was so happy that she got you to hire a professional portrait photographer to take a family portrait once you got home from work. That portrait has been in the living room for four years now. -- source link