dumdumdrawstumtums: askbloatedbellyblog: dumdumdrawstumtums: dumdumdrawstumtums: They then proceeded
dumdumdrawstumtums: askbloatedbellyblog: dumdumdrawstumtums: dumdumdrawstumtums: They then proceeded to nearly cause an international incident when one of Alistair’s buttons beaned Empress Celene right in the head. Here have a reblog in actual daylight! \o/ How I made Dumdum melt with their own art: aka when I’m thirsty for something I don’t even know about and trying to fluster at the same time.Zevran has Alistair eat the empress. And the rest of the feast with her. Basically takes him out by food coma. Just loses all buttons and sorta leans back. Rubbing his belly and groaning. “What a meal…. I think I ate too much.”Alistair is too full to continue but thankfully Zevran is there to pick up the slack. Alistair announces through hiccups that Zevran will pick up as his representative. He sits next to Alistair and starts to eat all the food of the next feast that we meant for the king.He undoes his belt around his waist so he’d able to expand out. He talks with his mouth full about diplomacy and joining kingdoms or more cooperation, slowly devouring all the food at the table. Finally Zevran talks about joining their kingdoms and grabs the ambassador and eats them.But he’s not done and welcomes the next ambassador after about an hour of waiting. And in between both Alistair and Zevran played with each others bellies. Zevran getting close and pressing his belly into Alistair’s who complains about it telling him he should stop it. Plus lots of poking and complaining about how big they are. “Man I can’t believe I ate all that.” Alistair would complain and then Zevran would boast about how he hasn’t seen anything yet and patting his belly. (also would be time for possible make out or dual hand jobs while seated because both huge)And then Zevran and Alistair greet the next ambassador while the table is now filled with food again and they can’t help but notice how big and moving their bellies were and they nervously sit down. Zevran does much the same things as before. Trying to schmooze, hint at what Alistair will do and make jokes about how “I know I’m hungry for a combined relationship.”And Zevran now eats the whole feast and the second ambassador, now very big and swollen. His outfit all riding up or breaking now compared to what it was.Zevran now is in pain thanks to his belly and is rubbing his gut trying to soothe it. “Newly there my sweet” while Alistair is impressed thanks to how big he is. Then welcomes in the next the next ambassador, moaning more at the food and rubbing his belly. “Why must you be so difficult? I’m busy!” then smiling trying to be charming again. “Sorry it must be something I ate. I think we both ate some things that are disagreeing with us….”Finally Zevran eats the last of the third feast now not really paying attention to the ambassador. “Oh God I’m so full. Just hold on a bit longer.” he would say stroking his stomach. “So how do you feel about these countries and yourself being in close quarters? Do you work well with others in dark enclosed spaces?”They give a very unsatisfactory answer. “Oh that’s too bad. You’ll be very well acquainted soon.” then pats his belly again. “Don’t fail me now, one more for my king.” then gives a wink to Alistair and swallows them down.He leans back, just a mountain of a belly when his chair breaks and he thumps to the floor, making his belly crash when it hits the floor, he moans loudly then burps. “I can’t eat another bite. They aren’t happy about ending up on my thighs. But such is life of an assassin to my king.”Then a lump moves and tries to stick their hand out of his mouth but he slurps it back down. “Calm down in there. Your mine now and settle down next to that turkey. Well one of them anyway. God I feel like I’m about to burst….”While Alistair marvels about how big Zevran’s belly is.“I can’t believe you ate all of them! That’s going to cause an international incident with that gut of yours!” Alistair would complain to him. Shaming him for eating so much.“I’m not even sorry. Well maybe a little. This indigestion is killer…” AB3 came for my goddamn life last night with THIS. Like just. Came up with it on the spot when I was at my most vulnerable// and it.. STILL kills me reading it again today godddd///// OTL -- source link