montypla: wittyusernamed: bramblepatch: ceescedasticity: anotherscreamingfangirl: roadhonk: this is
montypla: wittyusernamed: bramblepatch: ceescedasticity: anotherscreamingfangirl: roadhonk: this is what a hobbit would mug you with not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with – a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it’d suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too. A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably. Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato sack, no self-respecting hobbit owns socks. reblogging for the insightful and VERY TRUE statement there They stole the sock just for mugging. A hobbit would never waste a potato sack. -- source link