paddednappy: “Mum, why do I have to wear this to bed?” “Because you’ve wet t
paddednappy: “Mum, why do I have to wear this to bed?” “Because you’ve wet the bed three times this week already!” “But why do I need these babyish plastic pants?” “Just in case you soak through darling! I’m not washing the sheets again. And anyway, that’s all they had in the shop; I think they’re kinda cute, don’t you?” “NO MUM, I DON’T!” “Aw, don’t be like that sweetheart, look here comes your sister, lets ask her.” (Just trying out my new plastic pants!) -- source link