x-cetra: gay-jesus-probably: zohbugg: i-want-cheese: saturdaynightlycanthrope: celticpyro: did-you-k
x-cetra: gay-jesus-probably: zohbugg: i-want-cheese: saturdaynightlycanthrope: celticpyro: did-you-kno: All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2 Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man. You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers. Gram-gram knew how to party dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’. All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs Counterpoint: thanks, slutty Grandmother Cerulean Orbs, dogging your vibe, totally get why your weird genetic anomaly was so hot, but these fuckers HURT the world is fucking BRIGHT could I just get some goddamn MELANIN in my grandmafucking irises. -- source link