orangeorc: Captain Patriotism had defeated Shrinkara in her villain lair nearly two hours ago,
orangeorc: Captain Patriotism had defeated Shrinkara in her villain lair nearly two hours ago, and the police were still finding shrunken prisoners. Every five minutes, the police would walk out of her lab with another ant farm or Tupperware container, point Shrinkara’s Shrink Ray at it (set on reverse) and within minutes another 10-50 people would be standing there. Captain Patriotism eyed the crowd of hundreds… thousands of people the villainess had been keeping. The handcuffed super-villainess groaned whenever her ray was used to de-shrink someone, like seeing her gun used to do anything besides shrink people was hurting per physically. “God, you’re sick… you’ve been active for over a decade and no one suspected… what were you doing with this many shrunken people?” She smiled up at him. “Wouldn’t you like to- ow!” she said. “What is it?” “These cuffs…” she whined. “They’re too tight!” Captain Patriotism looked at her wrists. He’d been careful as always not to put the cuffs on too tight… but now they were digging into her wrists. There was a whistling noise as the ray gun de-shrank another 40 people. Shinkara grunted, and Captain Patriotism heard a tearing noise. “What in the…” As Captain Patriotism looked on, Shrinkara’s painted on jeans stretched across her (ample) backside, and split it down the seam of the back. Her thick thighs and hips split the thighs of her jeans apart, and the blushing Captain Patriotism looked up just in time to notice her head rise a couple inches higher. She was suddenly almost as tall as he was! “These…cuffs!” she whined. “Jesus Christ…” whispered Captain Patriotism. ”You’re getting bigger!” “What?” said the super-villain. “CP… you’re shorter than I remember…” She looked around, confused. “Holy shit, look at this!” said one cop, running out of Shrinkara’s hideout. “Look what I found in her kitchen!” He was holding a blender, lined and stained with human blood. With his Eternal Vigilance Vision, Captain Patriot could just make out a tiny human hand stuck to the blade. “She’s been eating them!” “Someone, unshrink that evidence!” Captain Patriotism saw the villainess suppress a laugh as the ray was leveled at the blender. “No!” he said, too late. The ray was fired, and the blender soon overflowed with de-shrunk blood, and intact human limbs. “Yes!” said Shrinkara, as her head rose above Captain Patriotism. “Bigger! Finally, finally I’m getting bigger!” The cuffs snapped off, and her shirt shrank into a half-shirt. At seven feet tall, she wobbled precariously on her wider-than-ever hips, then hit Captain Patriotism with a giant backhand. Laughing, the amazon stomped towards the cop with the shrink gun. Panicking, the cop pointed it right at her. “Set it back to ‘shrink!’” screamed Captain Patriotism. “Set it back to-” Shrinkara moaned as the beam, still set to “reverse,” hit her right in the chest. In a booming voice, Shrinkara laughed as she rose to ten… twenty… thirty feet tall. The crowd of former shrunken victims screamed as their tormentor grew in front of them, bigger and more crazed than ever. “What’s… happening?” screamed the cop. “She’s been shrinking everything she eats for more than a decade!” screamed one fleeing victim. “She once filled a thermos with an entire city’s water supply… I’ve seen her turn acres of farmland into one salad… and for meat…” “Her whole body is made of shrunken raw material… so de-shrinking her…” “Give me that!” she said, snatching the tiny gun from the cop. Captain Patriotism dived at her, leaping up and bracing his fist to deliver some Purple Mountains’ Majesty- but the thirty-foot villain just turned, and hip-checked him back with her ass. For a split second, Captain Patriotism felt incredibly comfortable and warm as he pressed against the soft,warm, taut flesh of the villainess’ ass… Then he flew into the base of a street light and things got blurry for a few minutes. “Does being 30 feet tall make my butt look big?” she said aloud to no one in particular. “I mean, it’s the biggest ass on earth right now… but I feel like, even proportionally, it’s way bigger than it used to be!” She slapped herself. Her giant ass jiggled for what felt like minutes. It was definitely bigger, even relative to the rest of her. “Ah, well… guess i know where all those shrunken calories are going to go anyway!” She laughed, and pressed a button on her shrink ray. An unusually bright, hyper-charged bolt of reverse shrink ray hit her. She crushed the ray as she started growing, moaning in a voice that grew steadily bigger and louder as she grew bigger. She rose to forty, fifty, a hundred feet tall and bigger. The fleeing crowds looked in terror as he woman they ran from grew bigger and bigger, filling the narrow horizon of the crowded city street until her head was higher than the skyscrapers. Her hips widened and grew bigger and disproportionately huge, brushing aside street lights and rubbing against buildings on each side of the street. “Whoopsie!” she laughed, finally thousands of feet tall. “My ass is too big… gettin’ stuck!” With a grunt, she shifted her weight, toppling one building. Then she swung the other way, hip-checking the building on the opposite side of the street. Then, for extra laughs, she backed into a third building, breaking that one too. “Hmmm maybe I’m a little too thick… maybe I should go on a diet!” she laughed, as the whole city tried to run away from her. Her stomach growled. She licked her lips. “On the other hand… as long as everyone’s bite-sized again… look out, buildings! Because this ass is about to get even bigger the old fashioned way!” She guffawed, and squeezed down the street after the swarms of tiny, delicious people. -- source link