Yes, you are dead and this is your personal heaven. Yes you are in heaven, because you were a good h
Yes, you are dead and this is your personal heaven. Yes you are in heaven, because you were a good human being for most of your time. There were only two things that you weren’t able to understand: First, you always complained that right after an orgasm, men lose all interest in sex and aren’t horny at all anymore. Second, You also often complained that there are too many ugly women out there. So we decided that we will hear your complaints and give you a heaven without these flaws. In your personal heaven there are no ugly women at all. Actually there are only women that are exactly your type and no men at all, except you. Also, you won’t be able to lose interest in sex, because we took your ability to reach an orgasm, so you can enjoy us hot angels every second of your eternities in this place. Looks like you’re going to have a good time up here, doesn’t it? -- source link
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