Merry Christmas Movie Howwwwwwse being razed to the ground to construct a ten-story condo building w
Merry Christmas Movie Howwwwwwse being razed to the ground to construct a ten-story condo building with cramped ground floor vegan bruncheries and cutesy-poo retail outlets hawking exorbitantly-priced chicken leashes, bicycle-shaped ukuleles, and ukulele-shaped bicycles! Merry Christmas Emporium being wrecking-balled to make way for six-block-swallowing, no-available-parking $1400 studios atop ground-floor boutiques offering hand-crocheted Etsy accordion cozies, sequined growlers, and organic hand-churned clown makeup! Merry Christmas you wonderful old Building & Loan being bulldozed to make way for the artisinal steampunk pickle shoppe / cat gym / Olde Moustache Waxery and sleek bacon-champagne bar beneath 47 sun-blotting-out stories of 112-ft, $1600 studios with complimentary lobby ferret-wash station and unicycle valet! And what the hell, throw another couple Salt N’ Straws in there too! (Oh, and R.I.P. Matador, Slabtown, Chopsticks II, Magic Garden, East End, Fez Ballroom, Blue Monk, Tiga, Eastbank Saloon, Langano Lounge, Produce Row, Lucky’s, Hollywood Bowl, Grand Cafe, Beaterville, Esparza’s, and whatever else closed in the time it took me to type this post.) #pottersville -- source link