dailyseinfeld: Jerry: I can’t blame you. I can’t believe she never called you back.Georg
dailyseinfeld: Jerry: I can’t blame you. I can’t believe she never called you back.George: She did. Today.Jerry: What?George: She called my office. She said she’s been in the Hamptons since Sunday. She didn’t know if I was trying to get in touch with her. Her machine broke, and she’s been using her old machine and she doesn’t have the beeper for it.Jerry: So she didn’t get the messages.George: Exactly, but they’re on there waiting. She said she can’t wait to see me, we’re having dinner tonight. She’s supposed to call me as soon as she gets home.Jerry: But what about the messages?(George produces cassette tape from pocket)Jerry: Elaine’s thing? How you gonna get in?George: I’ll meet her outside the building.Jerry: But you know as soon as she gets in the apartment she’s going right for that machine.George: Or she goes for the bathroom. That’s my only chance. Who am I kidding? I can’t do this, I can’t do this. I don’t even know how to work those stupid machines.Jerry: There’s nothing to it. You lift the lid, it comes right out.George: You do it for me.Jerry: What?George: Come on, it’ll be so much easier.Jerry: How you gonna get me up there?George: I’ll tell her I bumped into you, I’m giving you a ride uptown.Jerry: And who makes the switch?George: You do.Jerry: I do.George: I can’t do it. I’ll, I’ll keep her busy.Jerry: I can’t get involved in this.George: I think I may be in love with this woman.(via The Phone Message) -- source link