yesimsufferinginside:whythefuckdoiexist:b-a-d-a-m:restarttheworld:the-wish-giver:ffs-what-now:dads-b
yesimsufferinginside:whythefuckdoiexist:b-a-d-a-m:restarttheworld:the-wish-giver:ffs-what-now:dads-back-from-the-store:callalilly24601:dads-back-from-the-store:catdragonunicorn:themaraudersaregreat:holding-infinity-and-a-book:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:why is this the single thing that got an audible laugh out of me whole day? is this actually good or is my humour broken?*carries glasses into optometrist* sore eyes motherfucker*walks into upscale restaurant* black ties, motherfucker*frequently googles rhymezone**becomes the iceberg that sunk the titanic* capsize motherfucker*becomes heavenly angel* harmonize, motherfucker*calls pest control number* fruit flies, motherfucker*is hyper kid at bedtime* lullabies, motherfucker*is a truth detector* no lies, motherfucker*looks at dumbass friends* sighs, motherfucker@genesiscaveat*holding back tears* ill cry, motherfucker*has epiphany* I realise, motherfucker*having trouble with selection on procreate* resize, motherfucker*designing a character* Blue eyes, motherfucker*kills everyone in the underground* genocide, motherfucker[builds an airoplane] Time to fly, motherfucker*gets into the airplane* bye bye motherfucker*my favourite character is doing something stupid* don’t you dare die, motherfucker*enters the hunger games with you* survive, motherfucker*throws a bowl over a cliff* Soup flys, motherfucker -- source link
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