“Last nights party went better then expected.” “Oh?” &ld
“Last nights party went better then expected.” “Oh?” “yes we recruited three submissive pledges, two dominant pledges, and I found this in the backyard this morning.’ "poor thing, bring it inside and wash it off” “inside?” “oh yes that’s where we keep the kennels.” “so it will be a pledge?’ "oh no . It will be our new mascot.” -- source link