“Now there’s a three-step process to getting a room quiet. First step, you send around the universa
“Now there’s a three-step process to getting a room quiet. First step, you send around the universal shhhhhhhhh. Second step, I’ll tell you a story. I did a gig in a place called Swidon once; it was a 200-capacity venue. It was all silent but one dude in the back of the room; he was shouting and screaming. And one of my fans thought it might be a good idea to punch him in the back of the head. I don’t necessarily condone this; if you come into a gig with a smile, you should leave with a smile.” [x] -- source link