emptyhead424: Her: I can’t believe how many pregnant women were furniture shopping today. Him:
emptyhead424: Her: I can’t believe how many pregnant women were furniture shopping today. Him: I’m not sure why that was surprising to you. Saturday at IKEA may as well be pregnant woman convention day. Her: Well, I know you liked that. Him: Yes, but I wish you wouldn’t make a whole thing about every pregnant woman being my girlfriend! Her: Oh I’m just teasing you. Him: Besides, I only need one pregnant woman and that’s you. Her: Yeah, but I bet you loved that woman in the bedding section. She was HUGE! Him: She was, but so are you. (He grabs her ass and squeezes. She laughs) -- source link