goy-bullshit-translator:It’s almost the end of hannukah, so I must leave you with one final gi
goy-bullshit-translator:It’s almost the end of hannukah, so I must leave you with one final gift. Happy Channukah, I hope this image haunts you until Pesach. [Image ID]A light blue 4x4 grid labeled “Cursed Menorahs Alignment Chart”. The leftmost column reads “Ingredient Purist - There must be candles, Ingredient Agnostic - there must be fire, Ingredient Radical - there must be light”. The top row reads “Structurally Purist - a menorah must have eight level objects below an elevated shamash, Structurally Agnostic - a menorah must have several objects and a shamash, Structurally Radical - a menorah can have any structure” All other square have an image with white text describing what the image is.Structurally Purist/Ingredient Purist - A typical menorah is a menorah. Image is of a menorah with candles.Structurally Purist/Ingredient Agnostic - An oil menorah is a menorah. Image is of a menorah with oil and wicks.Structurally Purist/Ingredient Radical - An electric menorah is a menorah. Image is of a menorah with electric candles.Structurally Agnostic/Ingredient Purist - A dinosaur menorah is a menorah. Image is of a metal dinosaur with 8 candle holders and a shamash on its back.Structurally Agnostic/Ingredient Agnostic - Fireworks are a menorah. Image is of a row of fireworks exploding against a black background.Structurally Agnostic/Ingredient Radical - Jesus and his apostles are a menorah. Image is of Jesus standing while his apostles sit at a table. There is a soft glow around Jesus’s head.Structurally Radical/Ingredient Purist - A yahrtzeit candle is a menorah. Image is of three lit yahrtzeit candles on a round plate.Structurally Radical/Ingredient Agnostic - California gender reveal party fires are a menorah. Image is of an explosion of blue and white powder from the California gender reveal wildfires.Structurally Radical/Ingredient Radical - A Christmas tree is a menorah. Image is of a Christmas tree with lit-up string lights on it.[End Image ID] -- source link
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