master-pandy: Each year, on its birthday, the object would be allowed a mattress to sleep on.It wasn
master-pandy: Each year, on its birthday, the object would be allowed a mattress to sleep on.It wasn’t its actual birthday - it couldn’t remember when that was, and anyway, it had no idea what the current year was, let alone the month or day - no, its birthday was now the day it came into its owner’s possession. -- source link