multifxndomtrxsh: trans-fucker-silena: nb-demon: schantzscribbles: justsomebandomtrash: slightly-cha
multifxndomtrxsh: trans-fucker-silena: nb-demon: schantzscribbles: justsomebandomtrash: slightly-chaotic-and-a-mess: emo–nightmaree: pansexualholli: themostdivinetrash: i-am-the-egg-enby: weeetz: makemeyourwife-loveofmylife: baberoeeee: alienoresimagines: little-babydolly: sapphirecereal: reminiscentrevelry: pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]” [silent nod] [attack crouch] [wierd noise] [wierd noise back] “where’s the fucking cheese?” “the dog ate it.” *start hitting each other as greetings* “*sings old country music*” “Get the fuck out.” “why are you in my room?” “fuck you, that’s why.” [source: a conversation between me and my half brother.] *plays rock music* “Turn that sh*t off and hear this! *plays rap music* *sighs* “get out” “Your hair looks weird” “I hate your music” Source: things my brother and i have said to each other “DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE SIMS WITH ME” “No shut the fuck up and give me my notebook back” “Down with capitalism” “What the fuck do you want communist scum” “Bitch” “Fuck you” *ruffles hair* “Stop!” “No, bitch.” “Hello,Brother!” In the most dramatic voice possible Me: Hey, Pissbaby. My Sister: Shut the fuck up, you bully. (Starts doing the Gabbie Hanna villain monologue) Me: (starts interpretive dancing) My Brother: (joins in dancing) Brother: *Enters the room playing loud music*Me: *hisses loudly* TURN THAT SHIT DOWN OR SO HELP ME— Me: GAHHHHHHHHMy big sister: another creeper? You fucking suck Me: Did you take my earbuds? My 13 year old sister: Why would I take your earbuds when I have three pairs of my own, you broke BENCH? (She says bench instead of Bitch) Also- Me: Hey the dog peed, can you clean it? My 11 year old brother: I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING, JESUS! Also Also- Me: Hey Buddy! Daddy told me you wanted to call! My 5 year old brother: *screaming* nooooOoOOOOOOO! *runninh away from facetime* -- source link