masters-littleone: “Little one, I told you to go have a bath. What are you doing?!” &ldq
masters-littleone: “Little one, I told you to go have a bath. What are you doing?!” “Playin’ Daddy” “I can see that. Why are you playing? “It’s bubbles Daddy! BUUUUUBBBLEEESSS!!!” *Blows some more bubbles in Daddy’s face* “L-little one… y-yes I can see bubbles. Very pretty. That’s not the toy I am talking about though. What is that?” *points between little one’s legs* *Looks between her legs* “OH! That hehe! Well I got all bouncy Daddy and I thought I would practice.” “Hmmm I see. Well little one you best be putting those toys away now.” “Awww b-but Daddy! Why?” “Because I have a much better toy for you to play with. Something you you can blow on and bounce on and make Daddy happy with.” *smirks* -- source link