princess-of-purple-prose: penny-anna:clark kent HCs from the batfam discord transcription: Keep read
princess-of-purple-prose: penny-anna:clark kent HCs from the batfam discord transcription: Keep reading [Image ID: series of screenshots of discord messages from Billy Batson with a gunImage 1: Clark falls for Lois and is like ‘i have a sudden urge to make crop circles’Image 2: Superman, having rocks thrown at him: that’s ok just get it out of your systemImage 3: its such good commentary and i feel a little bad bcos i just came in here to say do u think the kents get annoyed w clark for walking around on the ceilingImage 4: Clark, floating out of bed: I feel a lot better nowDiana, pinning him down: NOImage 5: someone: mentions having 3 aliens on the league clark: wait who’s the third one clark: clark: ohImage 6: dick: didn’t your parents also die? clark: no?? clark: do you know something i don’t?? did something happen? dick: you know when the… planet exploded? clark, visibly relieved: oh THOSE parentsImage 7: Clark, using his X ray vision on baby Jon: huh Lois: what what’s in there Clark: don’t worry about it Lois: well now I’m worried about it!!Image 8: do you think superman ever slaps lex’s bald head at superspeed just like a drive by slaplex knows it was him but he can’t prove itputs wigs on lex at superspeedhe’s about to do a live tv interview and he’s wearing a clown wig suddenlyImage 9: Someone: oh so did you become a journalist to help you operate as a superhero? Clark: no Clark: I love newspapersImage 10: someone: hey clark how was your weekend clark, sweating: oh, you know, normal… just did normal human stuff… hahaImage 11: do you think clark has ever lasered off all his body hair like just for the hell of itlois goes out of town for a couple of days and when she comes back he’s like haha lois check out how smooth i amclark, looking at himself in the mirror one morning: hmm i wonder clark, moments later, with no eyebrows: lois i have some regretsImage 12: Clark: I have a list of all the people I’ve had sex with. It’s called my marriage licenseImage 13: He’s like the anthropomorphic embodiment of a manila envelope. End ID] -- source link