syblatortue: JOB INTERVIEWAizawa: So what job on the ship are you applying for?Bakugou: Captain.Aiza
syblatortue: JOB INTERVIEWAizawa: So what job on the ship are you applying for?Bakugou: Captain.Aizawa: I’m already the captain.Bakugou: I’ll get the crew to mutiny and make ME captain.Aizawa: … Good luck with that. In the meantime is there another position you’re interested in?Bakugou: First mate, obviously.Aizawa: That one’s already taken by the guy the ship belongs to. It’s kind of symbolic though.Bakugou: What the fuck?! You’re the captain and the ship isn’t even yours?!Aizawa: Long story.Bakugou: Tch! I’ll be your fucking quartermaster then.Aizawa: We already got someone for that, very trustworthy guy.Bakugou: You need a helmsman then?Aizawa: That’s actually the real job of our first mate. It’s his ship, only logical he gets to steer it you know.Bakugou: AARGH navigation then?!Aizawa: Can you even read a map?Bakugou: Fuck you I can read a fucking map! I can fucking draw them! I can plot courses in the middle of a storm and I can read the fucking stars! If I’m to be a captain I gotta know that shit!Aizawa: Ooh good to know! But for now we already have a navigator with experience.Bakugou: Fucking DAMMIT stop fucking with me is there even any job left on this shitty crew?!Aizawa: Hmm, since you’re asking we’re missing a few… surgeon, gunner, cook… can you cook?Bakugou: Yes I can motherfucking cook but I’m not gonna be a stupid cook! I’ll be your gunner!Aizawa: You said you have an explosion quirk, that doesn’t sound safe. I don’t want to have to look at you all the time, I have dry eyes.Bakugou: FUCK what you’re implying I have perfect control of my quirk the unsafe ones will be on the other end of my guns!Aizawa: I guess we can try you as a gunner.Bakugou: *Master* gunner, fuck you very much. -- source link