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rent-my-own-ass:merinnan: signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post [Image caption: A pair of tweets, followed by nine 4chan comments. Tweet 1: I’m laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach them to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out. Tweet 2: So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. 4chan comment 1: Playing with female DM. She places ‘great work’ and ‘well done’ stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session. Literally what does she mean by this? 4chan comment 2: Not wanting ‘great work’ stickers. Pleb. 4chan comment 3: “Anon! It’s not nice for you to use autistic as an insult! I’m really disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that.” 4chan comment 4: We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy’s dorm but she didn’t like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn’t bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn’t care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often. 4chan comment 5: Because it’s not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she’ll do really embarrassing things like hold a karaoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing. 4chan comment 6: I don’t know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics, and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn’t said anything about the other stickers except that she’s saving them. 4chan comment 7: How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? 4chan comment 8: I haven’t asked her. One guy tried to once but we’re not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when we’re playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she’s never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. 4chan comment 9: At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we’d do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now.] I love this every time I see it. This delights me every time i see it, but also every time makes me think: “so society sure fucked up somewhere if it takes this amount of incredibly minimal education and encouragement to turn man babies into functional adult humans and they somehow did not receive that as children”. Like to take a wild tangent i gotta wonder how much of the “prepper” focus on having all the guns is because they are just “like that” and how much is “toxic masculinity made sure that entire segments of the population became divorced from the fundamental requirements for household upkeep”To take yet another tangent despite the whole “adults should absolutely know this stuff” thing, given how incredibly counter productive shaming people is for helping with like literacy, this seems like a good tactic. -- source link
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