udaitenma:rosebudbasilton:officialfist:libertarirynn:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotat
udaitenma:rosebudbasilton:officialfist:libertarirynn:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyre:snicketty-snook:jacksoopticboop:anticoffeebeans:viostormcaller:actually-al:pixiis-blog:astudyingreer:fairyofsomething:hidingoutbackstage:I’m right and I should say itWait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?“Hey”“Hey”“Hey Dork.”“I am not a dork.”“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”“Whats up buttholes”“Shut up Loser”“Hey maaaan”“Hey maaaaan”Or“Hey stoop-stoops”“No”“Who are you?”“Hey shithead”“Hey dickface”“Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room*“Hey nerd”“What do you want”“Sup bitch”“Fuck off”*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*“what”“what do you want for dinner”That last one!!!I greet my brother with “sup homeboy” and he consistently replies with “shut up”.“Hey can I ask a favor?”“I don’t know can you?”“Actually never mind go fuck your self”“Okay whatever then”“hey-”“if i have to tell you one more fucking time that you need to refill the soap in the bathroom i’m going to pour liquid soap in your dinner and make you eat it” my brother and I say “g’night mothafaka” when we leave each other’s presence no matter the time of the day only to come back to be in the same room <5 minutes later also meny years ago, after i watched thor i started saying B R O T H E R!!! ironically to summon him but now i do it habitually it’s not ironic anymore and everyone looks at me like ive grown an extra head but my brother materialises don’t knock it till youve tried it also we just communicate by giving each other doge meme eyes from the other end of the room also he has transmitted his lexicon to me so now i say words like tres angro when we communicate (it means, very angry) -- source link
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