uncannychange: Jerry Foley had had some odd jobs before, but being the caretaker of something calle
uncannychange: Jerry Foley had had some odd jobs before, but being the caretaker of something called the Museum of Mystical, Cursed & Otherworldly Objects was the oddest he had ever had. Well, odd and mostly boring as he spent most days just dusting the assortment of crystal orbs, stone idols and other brick-a-brack. Very few came to visit.“What a lot of bunk” thought Jerry on one, especially dull day during a very slow week while looking at one item he thought had to be one of the cheapest looking in the whole place.“The Crown of Queen Zoona, sorceress of Nardu.” read the card under it, adding in smaller print “beware, do not touch!”“Yeah, sure.” thought Jerry, not only touching it, but putting it on.Something happened.Realty jumped to the left and kicked Jerry in the head.What happened was a mind blowing explosion of color and light shot out of the crown and Jerry found himself turned into the very model of a modern mature wicked witch with a head full of magic knowledge. “This is going to take some getting used to.” She thought.It wasn’t long however before Jerilina the White was very used to her new situation in life. “So who do I zap first?” she wondered. -- source link