candid-gamera:thepookah:agoodcartoon:nidoranduran:yournewfriendshouse:zinglebert-bembledack:agoodcar
candid-gamera:thepookah:agoodcartoon:nidoranduran:yournewfriendshouse:zinglebert-bembledack:agoodcartoon:digitaldiscipline:magistrate-of-mediocrity:dr-archeville:bogleech:kramergate:micspam:ghostsnif:sciencevevo:agoodcartoon:Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.- submitted by Genewhy is he tearing down a wall with an axei hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wallMr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzonehow you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victimI DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”“For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan PoeIncessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door.Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.”Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”- The Craven, by Edward Allen Broedgar allen broOh my godholy shit“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore.that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master classBrilliant.I don’t reblog poetry, typically, but.. -- source link