starlingcityj:deadlybingo:mtv:Vote now for Ship of the Year by liking and reblogging your OTP here o
starlingcityj:deadlybingo:mtv:Vote now for Ship of the Year by liking and reblogging your OTP here on Tumblr! Remember, notes = votes, so be sure to show your favorite ship some love and tune into the 2016 @mtvfandom Awards on July 24th at 8/7c to see who wins!Art by @pintosketchesOriginally posted by feilcityqueen“Oliver, we are NEVER having kids.”“I’m taking it that your tour for the middle school’s ‘future business owners’ club went well?”“The teacher said she was going to the bathroom and disappeared for twenty frickin minutes! I had 22 kids in my office and it’s like they were all on drugs or something! None of them would listen to me! At one point like 8 of them started rolling around on the floor for no reason and making babbling noises. I think they were possessed- I should have called Constantine to help me out! At another point a bunch of them were playing leap frog while two of them tried cuddling on my office couch! Then they asked if we could watch youtube on my office computer! When the teacher finally came back to take them to the bus, one had hidden in my office’s closet and jumped out like 5 minutes later! As I said, we are never having kids.”“So.. it didn’t go so well?”“Oliver, today I learned that kids don’t respect me. I can’t even keep the supposed honors kids in line! And if we had a kid they would have your genes! You’re telling me your child wouldn’t be the one causing trouble on a field trip? I’d be done for!”“Donna told me you once broke into the storage room at a museum during a field trip, so I don’t think you can blame all of our future child’s antics all on me.”“Well they shouldn’t have made the code on the locked door 1-2-3-4 but that’s besides the point! There is no future child to worry about because it would be a disaster!”“What if I tell you that you could be the good cop and I’ll do all the discipline? Then can we talk about kids?”“You really think you could do that? If we had a girl she’d pout and you’d turn into putty. And either gender and you’d probably just end up joining in on the antics!”“…”“You know I’m right.”“Maybe we could get John to be disciplinarian?”“That sounds more realistic.” Keep readingHaha super cute ❤️ -- source link