‘Hi there, I’m the residential assistant, Iris, I’m gonna show you your room and we can break the fu
‘Hi there, I’m the residential assistant, Iris, I’m gonna show you your room and we can break the furniture in. Don’t worry, it’s very sturdy, your roommate already tested every piece with me last week!’‘If you’re not too shy we could let him join too, I do have 3 holes you know, and my ass is already lubed’ ;) -- source link