therobotmonster:official-lucifers-child:kingscrown666:official-lucifers-child:im-ill:hey-i-like-writ
therobotmonster:official-lucifers-child:kingscrown666:official-lucifers-child:im-ill:hey-i-like-writing:notalwaysluminous:mrkevinmchale:buzzfeed:21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Upim cryinga friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”forgot the word “lungs” and said “breathing box”i recently forgot the word “purgatory” and said “the preparty to hell” forgot the word smoothie earlier and said “when fruit does a deadly dance”, and then said “jam but not cooked”, and then i angrily gestured to the blender and said “when you put the fruit in and say goodbye” anywho today has not been a good day for me@official-lucifers-child I’m sorry I had to I couldn’t help it I swear my hand slipped! i’m crying“Do the number alphabet” has huge ‘kid attempting innuendo when they are just realizing innuendo is a thing but not having any idea what it is for’ energy. -- source link
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