phosphorescent-naidheachd:thesockmonkeyrenegade:candlejack:The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Mi

phosphorescent-naidheachd:thesockmonkeyrenegade:candlejack:The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle EarthEXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.BUT THEY WERE WRONG.BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.I feel as though this is the moment to quote Mark Oshiro:I might also have experienced many feelings when BUTTERBUR reveals that BILL SURVIVED. Holy shit, what a pony. How did he survive that thing in the lake? By the sheer power of awesome, I imagine. x -- source link
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