cantnotknope:cantnotknope:I aspire to Hamlet’s level of pettiness and shade. Ham’s like “Here, Guild
cantnotknope:cantnotknope:I aspire to Hamlet’s level of pettiness and shade. Ham’s like “Here, Guildenstern, play this recorder” And Guildenstern’s like “But I don’t know how to play the recorder.” And Hamlet’s like “Nah, it’s easy, just press the holes and play it” And Guildenstern’s like “Dude, no, I can’t play this thing” And then Ham’s like “OH REALLY? BECAUSE YOU HAD NO TROUBLE PLAYING ME, DIDYA, BITCH?!”Flashback to reading Shakespeare in highschool. -- source link