seniorcommandercurbstomp:benedictusantonius:musingsaboutnothing:roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:Ellen’s just
seniorcommandercurbstomp:benedictusantonius:musingsaboutnothing:roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:Ellen’s just like “Bitch, don’t lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!Nothing is hidden from Ellen…Nothing. -- source link