“Yeah, looks like we got another one - we can cut ‘im down in no time but err… what? We’re su
“Yeah, looks like we got another one - we can cut ‘im down in no time but err… what? We’re supposed to do WHAT? You want the kid documented as a… did I hear you correctly? a “crime scene” Are you kidding? Are we supposed to wait around here for somebody to come dust for prints or something? That seems a little….Well… no. No no he seems a bit embarrassed but he doesn’t look to be in any harm… right. Well how long is all that going to take? And you’re certain you want him left like this while we wait? Oh alright, you’re in charge I suppose… Look, mate I’m sorry about all this sonny, but we’re going to have to keep you like that for just a little bit longer I’m afraid. Look there’s no use yelling about it! I’m really sorry alright? There’s not much I can do - my hands are t… er, well you know how it is…” -- source link
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